Drinking at lunch time and long into night time

Partying all night and trying to score a line

Not going home to the fat lady sings

These are a few of my favourite things

Walking home barefoot with high heels in handbags

Thinking you’re hotter than models in fashion mags

Falling asleep in a taxi driven by Singh

These are a few of my favourite things

Girls with their tits out and bums out and fake tan

Vomiting in bushes while the blokes drain their beer cans

Ordering kebabs and pizza and chicken wings

These are a few of my favourite things

When the glassing starts

When the cops come

When I’m arrested with the lads

I simply remember my favourite things

And then I don’t feel so bad.

by caz.