Don’t Call me Baby (The Urban List)
My latest for The Urban List! http://www.theurbanlist.com/brisbane/a-list/dont-call-me-baby
Tag: Humour
Skinny Fat (The Urban List)
My latest column… It’ll make you feel better about yourself, promise! http://www.theurbanlist.com/brisbane/a-list/skinny-fat
Decisions, decisions….
So many friends have sent this to me, I figured it was a sign I’d better do something with it!
The Break-Up
Winter, we need to break up. It’s not me, it’s you. I know you’re only doing what’s expected of you, but it’s been almost three months and I’m just not happy. I have been trying so hard to compromise – I wear beanies and boots, even though they give me flat hair and make me… Read More The Break-Up
50 Shades of New Farm
Even though he wore suits tailored cheaply in Hong Kong, his business card said he was the Assistant to the Associate Director of Commercial Leasing, and I was impressed. Despite being engaged to the second oldest son of the best cosmetic surgeon in Brisbane, I hungered for him to fill the empty hours between Bootcamp… Read More 50 Shades of New Farm
MY FAVOURITE THINGS
Music – Richard Rogers, lyrics – Oscar Hammerstein & Me. Drinking at lunch time and long into night time Partying all night and trying to score a line Not going home to the fat lady sings These are a few of my favourite things Walking home barefoot with high heels in handbags Thinking you’re hotter… Read More MY FAVOURITE THINGS
DO NOT SWALLOW!
This is not what you think it is. I was cleaning the loo the other day using one of those cleaners in the bottle with the swanlike neck that is ostensibly to help you get in under the rim, but in fact means you squirt craploads of disinfectant out in the very beginning, before running… Read More DO NOT SWALLOW!
