Skinny Fat (The Urban List)
My latest column… It’ll make you feel better about yourself, promise! http://www.theurbanlist.com/brisbane/a-list/skinny-fat
Tag: humor
Decisions, decisions….
So many friends have sent this to me, I figured it was a sign I’d better do something with it!
Immature Ageing
Last night I was woken up by the sudden realisation that I’m only fifteen years off turning fifty. Fifty. Five Zero. FIFTY. Boy did that ever start a major midnight meltdown. I can’t possibly be that close to fifty. I’ve only just started feeling like I’ve hit my stride, like I’m actually getting somewhere. I haven’t… Read More Immature Ageing
MY FAVOURITE THINGS
Music – Richard Rogers, lyrics – Oscar Hammerstein & Me. Drinking at lunch time and long into night time Partying all night and trying to score a line Not going home to the fat lady sings These are a few of my favourite things Walking home barefoot with high heels in handbags Thinking you’re hotter… Read More MY FAVOURITE THINGS
DO NOT SWALLOW!
This is not what you think it is. I was cleaning the loo the other day using one of those cleaners in the bottle with the swanlike neck that is ostensibly to help you get in under the rim, but in fact means you squirt craploads of disinfectant out in the very beginning, before running… Read More DO NOT SWALLOW!
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